Chris is in the bathroom getting Olivia started on her bath. I’m in a different part of the house.
C (yelling): Did the kid just pee on the floor??!
C: I think the kid just peed on the floor!
L: What do you mean you think she just peed on the floor? Can’t you tell?
C: Well, there’s a puddle on the floor. Right where she was just standing. But I don’t know if it was there before or not. I need you to come look and tell me if it was there before or if it’s pee.
L (going to look): Um, yep. That’s pee. (and the snickering starts)
C: You need to get the mop. I just don’t know what to do with that.